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Students home to dump boyfriends and fix parents' broadband

THE UK’s students have arrived home to get their parents’ internet working and end long-term relationships.

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Food police will be trained in eight kinds of bun

BRITAIN’S new food police will be able to name all eight varieties of edible bun.

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