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'Survival of the thickest' now a reality, say scientists

CHANGES in human evolution mean that only idiots will continue to thrive, it has been claimed.

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Bull's testicles tipped as next BBC Director General

A PAIR of balls has been tipped as the next BBC Director General.

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