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Talking Lion Spotted Near Carlisle

AS winter continues to exist across Britain, a large allegorical predator has been spotted in Cumbria.

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Religions United By Retail-Based Deity

BRITAIN’S major retailers have joined forces to create a new shopping-centric deity called ‘Spendo’.

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