Subscribe

Tax breaks to encourage two people to fantasise about killing each other

THE government is to introduce tax breaks that will encourage two people to draw up elaborate plans for murder.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

North Korea to execute Kim Jong Il's heart attack

KIM Jong-Il’s fatal heart attack is to be executed by firing squad, it has been confirmed.

Checking article access…

Next story ›