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Teenage love poet wondering what rhymes with 'boner'

14-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan is struggling to articulate his penis-based feelings in a Valentine’s card.

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Unparalleled Britain battles havoc crisis

BRITAIN’S chaos crisis is no longer paralleled.

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