Teenager in suspiciously good mood


A TEENAGER has aroused the suspicion of his parents after emerging from his bedroom in an uncharacteristically good mood.

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'Are you looking forward to the Royal weddings?' asks woman who assumes you have a melon for a brain

A WOMAN who assumes her colleague has a melon for a brain has asked her if she is looking forward to the Royal weddings.

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