'That was 20 years ago': Five things to never say to someone in their 40s

TALKING to someone in their forties? Want to avoid them breaking down crying from the sheer weight of their age? Steer clear of these remarks: 

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Cunnilingus is like drowning, and other reasons sex in the shower is awful

DO you think kneeling down in the shower to sip at a genital cascade is sexy? It’s not. These are the reasons why shower sex is terrible:

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