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That's a ridiculous amount of chips, says Britain

PEOPLE who work in chip shops are to be taught the difference between ‘small’ and ‘shitloads of’.

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Gerard Depardieu's green card

YOU will remember back in 1990 I had a terrible time trying to sneak into a new country.

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