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The 17 deadly weapons of the middle-class child

YOUR skin prickles. The hair on your neck stands up. A middle-class child is approaching, armed and dangerous. But which of its deadly weapons will it choose? 

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Summer romances harder to fake, moan teenagers

TEENAGERS have complained it is no longer possible to return from a fortnight in Crete claiming to have spent the whole time shagging. 

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