Subscribe

The correct etiquette when some bastard is sitting in your reserved train seat

EVERYONE hates asking people to move out of your reserved seat. Luckily there is established etiquette for this challenging social situation. Follow these steps to the letter.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Ignorant, spiteful Paris Olympics opening ceremony to gloss over how great Britain is

THE opening ceremony of the Olympic Games in Paris will be so obsessed with France and French national identity that Britain will go unmentioned, fans fear.

Checking article access…

Next story ›