The eight things you need to be a beach bastard

WANT to not only spend your day on the beach but to ruin everyone else’s? Bring these items on your six trips to the car: 

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Marmite trying to take over the world

MARMITE is attempting to cross-pollinate with every other item on supermarket shelves to become the only product available, scientists fear. 

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