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The gentrifier's guide to the Notting Hill Carnival

YOU live in Notting Hill and have therefore won, but there’s an annual weekend where people come to your area, dance about and commit light crime. Here’s how to pretend you don’t mind: 

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Man snooping on girlfriend's phone gives up after first 500 messages of group chat

A BOYFRIEND who thought he would quickly see what his partner gets up to online failed to comprehend the sheer volume of inane daily correspondence, he admitted. 

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