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The Home Counties, ranked from fewest twats to most twats

THE Home Counties are the most important counties in Britain according to their arsehole residents. But which comes closest to being barely tolerable, and which is the absolute worst? 

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Woman refits anecdote to get advice she actually wants

A WOMAN has received the dating advice she was looking for after adjusting her anecdote in response to feedback she did not deem useful. 

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