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The nosy bastard's guide to getting involved in a private conversation

BEEN casually eavesdropping but aren’t sure whether you should involve yourself in the discussion? Here’s a helpful guide to needlessly sticking your oar in: 

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Woman rejecting dessert on first date all over it on third

A WOMAN keen not to appear greedy on a first date does not give a shit about inhaling a massive pudding by the third, she has confirmed.

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