The Post Office scandal to Jimmy Savile: All the crimes Starmer is implicated in, according to a right-winger

SIR Keir Starmer is responsible for pretty much every single crime that has ever happened. Here right-winger Roy Hobbs explains why.

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If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next, and other songs that are major self-owns

RECORDING crap for money? Sometimes your subconscious gives you away by announcing it’s bollocks in the lyrics, like these:  

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