The rural guide to hating second-home owners

LIVE in a small, pretty village and bloody furious about some London bastard turning up with their kids in tow? Here’s how to let them know: 

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Walking in single file doesn't mean you don't love each other, couples told

COUPLES unable to get out of the way of other pedestrians for fear of their love have been advised that they will be fine. 

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