The seven women who are in every hen party

HEN parties are ravaging Britain, and every single one includes these seven women:

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Five obvious signs some bastard's raided the fridge

YOU only went shopping today, but most of your food has already mysteriously disappeared. Here are five telltale signs some git has been foraging through your fridge.

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