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There are only Southern men and Southern women, says Sunak

RISHI Sunak has asserted that despite ‘woke’ claims, there are just two genders – Southern men and Southern women.

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I have been arrested and fired. Next, I hope to be killed, by Laurence Fox

THEY have come for me at last. The stormtroopers of wokery in my home and firing me from my job. Surely it is only weeks before they give me the death I crave.

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