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They’re all 'real fires', wankers told

WANKERS who wank on about having a real fire have been informed that burning gas is not in any way fake. 

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Cinemagoers booked in to see any old shit

CINEMAGOERS thrilled to see films on the big screen again from Monday have already booked to see whatever shit is on. 

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