Third bottle of wine 'always a bad idea for wide variety of reasons'

THE opening of a third bottle of wine is always the point at which everything goes horribly wrong, research has found.

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Man quits exercise for good after realising no-one else gives a shit

A MAN has stopped working out after realising no-one gives a tuppenny toss about how long he spends at the gym.

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