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Thirtysomethings make half-hearted plan to meet up

SOME friends in their mid-thirties have made a vague, doomed plan to have a drink.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL) No, lying in the garden with some secateurs doesn’t make you a landscape gardener. And if you stand up you’re not a portrait gardener, either.

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