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This all your fault

THE screaming chaos presently engulfing the UK is entirely down to you, experts have confirmed.

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Man who went to Glastonbury robbed of smug return to work

A MAN hoping to boast about how Glastonbury Festival changed his life has found that people simply could not give a shit.

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