This weird shit is called 'contouring', say women

THE thing women do to their faces which looks like a paint-by-numbers chessboard is called ‘contouring’, it has been confirmed. 

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London property prices fall amid shortage of twats

LONDON property prices will plummet because all the rich twats are already there, experts have warned.

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