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Tiresome attention seeker reminds everyone that childbirth affects your vagina

A WOMAN who just wants attention has described how having a baby made her fanny go weird.

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All fish to be granted UK passports

EVERY fish in the world has been declared a subject of Her Majesty the Queen.

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