Today is the perfect day to crap on the carpet, decides dog



A NEW carpet has given a family dog a fresh sense of purpose in life, it has emerged.

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Total clusterf**k is Britain’s best hope

A HUNG parliament in which no politician can achieve any of their policy goals is what Britain is really keeping its fingers crossed for right now.

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