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Today's interest rate rise: How will it f**k you up?

INTEREST rates are expected to go up by 0.75 per cent today – the biggest increase since 1989. How will that f**k up you up specifically?

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How to survive a nuclear war, by the pub dickhead

PUTIN’S threats to unleash Armageddon don’t scare me, because nuclear war is actually very easy to survive. Here I, Wayne Hayes, pub regular and twat, explain how.

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