Too early for Christmas trees, say people who police the behaviour of others in their own homes

IT IS too early to put up your Christmas tree, according to those who believe they can dictate what you do in the privacy of your own fucking house.

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Britain First are stupid, say bulldogs

ENGLISH bulldogs have confirmed they think the views of Britain First are wrong.

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