Town that relies on tourists f**king hates tourists

A TOWN whose entire economy relies on the money brought in by tourists absolutely hates them, it has been confirmed.

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Service stations, and other shit places that seemed like wonderlands as a kid

THE world is a magical wonderland in the eyes of a child. Even these places you now know to be awful seemed amazing.

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