Towns with best 'quality of life' all sound shit

THE UK towns with the best ‘quality of life’ all sound like stuck-up smugholes with a ‘green’ and an expensive butcher, Britain has agreed.

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President of United States wildly applauded for getting through whole speech without massive f**k up

THE President of the United States has managed to get through an entire speech without saying anything explicitly dangerous or obviously insane. 

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