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Traffic lights 'holding back aspirational drivers'

TRAFFIC lights are stopping ambitious drivers reaching the speeds they aspire to, it has been claimed.

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School photographs creepy because children are evil

CHILDREN look weird in school photographs because of their evil natures, it has emerged.

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