Tragic: Elderly man spent Christmas alone because he's a massive bellend

29th December 2025

A PENSIONER has once again spent Christmas alone because he has alienated everyone in his life by being a bastard, it has emerged.

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How to stop yourself sobering up between Christmas Day and New Year's Eve

27th December 2025

THERE’S a whole week between the year’s two biggest piss-ups. If you want to keep the party going while you wait, stay half-cut with this guide:

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