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Train company launches less ambitious Slightly Quieter Carriage

GREAT Western Trains is to replace the quiet carriage with a new compartment where customers are asked to be just a fraction less irritating.

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Wembley to trial cliché-detecting technology

A NEW type of predictable pundit platitude software is to be tested at England’s forthcoming game against Belgium.

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