Train passengers vow revenge on woman who asked them to move up a bit

A WOMAN who asked fellow train passengers to ‘move up a bit’ has become the subject of intense, lifelong hatred by several complete strangers.

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Idiot really chuffed with his sunburn

AN idiot has proclaimed his sunburn to be some sort of achievement.

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