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Trains turn their heating on

AS the mercury shoots up to record temperatures, trains have decided to set their heating to maximum.

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Reform or Restore? A guide to the choice Britain's worst arseholes are making

IN the constituency of Makerfield, knobheads face an agonising dilemma: Nigel Farage’s Reform or Rupert Lowe’s Restore Britain? We help them decide:

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