Tree of the Year candidate 'sent racist tweets'

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At home with Pep Guardiola and his 700 guinea pigs

Hola. Pep here. Man City manager. Roll neck aficionado. One of the few examples your wife is thinking of when she sees your receding hairline and unconvincingly says ‘bald men can be sexy too’. 

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