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Trendy whisky drinker turning into traditional whisky drinker

A 28-YEAR-OLD who got into whisky because it was fashionable now resembles a middle-aged Scotch drinker, it has emerged.

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Woman has feeble clock-based excuse ready to go

A WOMAN has prepared a complicated lie about why she is late for work ‘because of the clocks’.

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