Trip to 'meet' new baby actually more just looking at it for a bit

A TRIP to ‘meet’ a friend’s baby actually involved just staring at it, it has emerged.

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What sort of tiresome Farage-supporting twat are you?

ARE you determined to support obvious chancer Nigel Farage due to your tedious obsession with Brexit?

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