Tube carriage impressed by powerful display of manspreading

A MAN on a tube train has established himself as a powerful and sexually successful individual by spreading his legs quite far apart.

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Absolute arse telling people 'its' should be spelt 'it's'

A POMPOUS idiot is encouraging other people to adopt his horrendous punctuation, it has emerged.

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