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Turn down, accept then cancel, or ghost: what's your RSVP style?

AN invitation has arrived, and of course you have no intention of going. But how best to do so without offending the host who unreasonably expects your presence? Try these: 

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We ask you: What ridiculous bullshit hat did you wear at Cheltenham?

THE Cheltenham Festival has concluded, and with it your chance to staple a falcon’s wing to your forehead and call it a hat. What titfer did you look a tit in this year? 

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