TV advert shows Santa kicked to death by reindeer

FATHER Christmas is dead because of massive skull damage inflicted by hooves, according to a new television commercial aimed at children.

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Report condemned for not calling UK women 'jolliest in Europe'

A REPORT into obesity has been condemned as ‘incredibly rude’ after calling British women fat.

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