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Twatphone Tops Twat List

THE Apple TwatPhone has topped the list of items owned by twats, it has been confirmed.

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Children should be raised in the 1950s, say experts

BRITISH children will be healthier, happier and more respectful if they are raised in the 1950s, according to a new study.

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