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Twats 'more of a priority than badgers'

PLANS to shoot badgers have been postponed in favour of a twat cull.

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Boots sandwiches to have Jamie Oliver on them because you'll like that

BOOTS sandwiches are to carry the words ‘Jamie Oliver’ because they are fairly sure it will impress people like you.

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