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Twats now calling you 'buddy'

EVERY arsehole you have the misfortune to speak to now aggressively calls you ‘buddy’, Britain has confirmed. 

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Five things that happen the second you enter London, by your terrified mum

LONDON is the most dangerous place in the country according to your mother who last visited in 1981 for the Royal Wedding. This is what she thinks happens there: 

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