UK almost feels sympathy for students for first time in history

BRITAIN is almost feeling sorry for the plight of students for the first time since records began, it has emerged. 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Complaining about your cleaner, and four other signs you're a knobhead now

PEOPLE change, and one day you wake up, look in the mirror and realise you’ve become exactly what you despise. Here are the key signs: 

Checking article access…