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UK fine with Islam if you could get pissed

BRITONS would be happy to live under strict sharia law if they could get drunk, a survey has found.

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England’s goalscoring experiment unsettles fans

ENGLAND fans have questioned whether it is really necessary for the team to score goals to win matches.

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