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UK in deadly grip of Pimm’s

BRITAIN is reeling under an onslaught of Pimm’s-fuelled violence and disorder due to forgetting that the summer drink is alcoholic.

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Commonwealth Games uniform designed to trigger war

SCOTLAND’S official uniform for the Commonwealth Games is intended to start a war with England.

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