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UK running out of people to look down on

EVERYONE will be a ‘manager’ by 2022, leaving Britons with nobody to look down on. 

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111 rescued by nosy interfering old women

THE NHS’s non-emergency helpline is to be staffed by overly-inquistive old women.

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