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UK to encourage illiteracy

THE UK is to be adapted to cater to its increasing number of non-literate citizens, the government has announced.

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Britney Spears espouses Marxist theory of labour as value

BRITNEY Spears has admitted her latest single Work Bitch is inspired by the writings of Karl Marx.

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