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UK to get referendum on opening Pandora’s box

BRITONS are expected to vote in favour of opening a box containing unspeakable evil.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) This week you come across Richard Dawkins in a computer room, repeatedly playing the advert where the kid asked ‘Daddy or chips?’.

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