UK's first openly shit university launched

THE first university that is honest about being a bit shit has opened with a poorly-organised ceremony.

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Man who got dog to attract women probably the last person who should own an animal

A MAN who bought a dog to attract attention from women is the last kind of person who should be looking after an animal, it has been confirmed.

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